plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

(Source: bgcfavs)

misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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(Source: gostle)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)

"Oh wow, you’re up early!"

sodamnrelatable:

 

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“Who said I slept?”

(Source: robinaa)


(Source: luzzbightyear)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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Not happy about the lack of online rankings of corn puff brands. How am I supposed to order an industrial bag of cheddar corn puffs if I don’t know which one is #1. I can’t trust my own taste buds. Someone help.